Patriotic Stuff


Dark humor? Check.

Patriotism? Check.

Sweet fashion? Check.

Waiting for my next payday loan, so I can take my stripper girlfriend for a bubble tea, and get some new ink instead of paying off my 32% interest car loan? Check.*

*The views on this website are just for laughs and not actually intended to hurt your feelings. But really, its not personal, we don't like you, but your mom is great, I tipped her extra last night at the club. Also, the stuff on here is vaguely personal views and not reflective of anything professional or whatever. So don't sweat it...your mom sweats enough for both of you.